Shipping policy

Shipping & Checkout

Free Shipping on Orders Over $75
Because you're already spending enough on goldfish crackers and Band-Aids.

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Order Processing

We'll get your order out the door within 2-5 business days. (We're fast, but we're not that caffeinated.) Processing may take a little longer during peak chaos AKA holidays, back-to-school season, or whenever Mercury is in retrograde.

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Shipping & Delivery

Once your order ships, expect delivery in 4-8 business days, depending on where you live and which shipping option you chose at checkout. We promise it'll arrive faster than your kids' permission slips make it out of their backpacks.

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Order Updates

You'll get tracking info as soon as your order ships. Because wondering where your package is shouldn't be more stressful than wondering where your other shoe went.

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Secure Checkout

All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout system. Your card info is safer than your phone charger in a house full of teenagers.

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Please note: Delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, weather conditions, or other acts of chaos beyond our control. (We can fuel your day, but we can't control the universe. Yet.)